Amazon's Funniest Reviews

[beermanPDX]

I happened to see this while browsing Amazon today:

Amazon's Funniest Reviews

One of the reviews was for Uranium ore. Amazon actually sells Uranium ore (for testing geiger counters apparently):



http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

The very first review for the Uranium is my personal favorite:

*** Great Product, Poor Packaging
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

 

[BrentB]

:thup

 

[thataway]

Rob,
That made my day! Don't just read the 5 star reviews--Nearly all of the 507 reviews are side splitting--

 

[DuckDogTitus]

haha, played this game once before with a co-worker who actually bought this....

It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own. I have grown to understand and respect their gentle ways. Now I question everything I thought I once knew and fear I am no longer capable of following through with my primary objective. I know that those who sent me will not relent. They will send others in my place... But we will be ready

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-120 ... horse+mask

 

[redbaronace]

Started on the path of reading all the funny reviews then remembered I have a trip to the San Juans to prepare for.

 

[Aiviq]

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-...F8&qid=1377842088&sr=8-1&keywords=3+wolf+moon

It's apparently magical. Especially if you live near a Walmart.