Me, I'm gonna miss the late great Don Rickles:
One night, on learning that some members of his audience were German, he said, “Forty million Jews in this country, and I got four Nazis sitting here in front waiting for the rally to start.” He said that America needed Italians “to keep the cops busy” and blacks “so we can have cotton in the drugstore,” and that “Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.” It doesn't matter to me what you are, you're a human being," he says to one lucky, luckless audience member. "I don't ever want to see you again."