pugetsounder
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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>1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
>our
>whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
>out bulb?
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>2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
>up
>to code.
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>3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
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>4. Rottweiler: Make me.
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>5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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>6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
>I?
>Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
>from
>the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
>perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
>situation.
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>8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
>walls and furniture.
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>9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
>light
>bulb!
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>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
>dark.
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>11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
>bulb."
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>12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
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>13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
>little
>circle...
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>14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
>By
>the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
>question is:
>
>
>"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
>massage?"
>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
>STAFF!
>
>
>1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
>our
>whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
>out bulb?
>
>
>2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
>up
>to code.
>
>
>3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
>
>
>4. Rottweiler: Make me.
>
>
>5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
>
>
>6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
>I?
>Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
>
>
>7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
>from
>the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
>perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
>situation.
>
>
>8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
>walls and furniture.
>
>
>9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
>light
>bulb!
>
>
>10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
>dark.
>
>
>11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
>bulb."
>
>
>12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
>
>13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
>little
>circle...
>
>
>14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
>By
>the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
>How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
>question is:
>
>
>"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
>massage?"
>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
>STAFF!