John Madden was in San Diego to announce a football game one weekend
>> when
>>> > he noticed a special telephone near the Charger bench. He asked Rivers
>>> > what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked
>>> > if
>>> > he could use it. Rivers replied, "Sure, but it will cost you $200."
>>> > John
>>> > scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help
>>> > picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
>>> > were
>>> > perfect that week. The next week John was in New England when he
>>> > noticed
>>> > that same kind of phone on the Patriots bench. He asked what the
>> telephone
>>> > was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to
>> use
>>> > it, it will cost you $500."Recalling last week, John pulled out his
>> wallet
>>> > and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week. The next
>>> > weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of
>>> > telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the
>>> > hotline to God?" Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will
>>> > cost you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Manning and said,
>>> > "Wait
>> a
>>> > second, I just paid $200 in San Diego and $500 in New England to use
>>> > the
>>> > same phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?" Peyton
>>> > looked
>>> > at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
>>> >
>>> > GO COLTS !
>>> >
>> when
>>> > he noticed a special telephone near the Charger bench. He asked Rivers
>>> > what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John asked
>>> > if
>>> > he could use it. Rivers replied, "Sure, but it will cost you $200."
>>> > John
>>> > scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I could use some help
>>> > picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks
>>> > were
>>> > perfect that week. The next week John was in New England when he
>>> > noticed
>>> > that same kind of phone on the Patriots bench. He asked what the
>> telephone
>>> > was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God. If you want to
>> use
>>> > it, it will cost you $500."Recalling last week, John pulled out his
>> wallet
>>> > and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week. The next
>>> > weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the same kind of
>>> > telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning , "Is that the
>>> > hotline to God?" Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will
>>> > cost you 35 cents." John looked incredulously at Manning and said,
>>> > "Wait
>> a
>>> > second, I just paid $200 in San Diego and $500 in New England to use
>>> > the
>>> > same phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?" Peyton
>>> > looked
>>> > at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis , it's a local call."
>>> >
>>> > GO COLTS !
>>> >