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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
>> WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
>> >SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>> >
>> >THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP
>> STOPPED. THE OTHERS
>> >LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER,"
>> SHE SAID. I HAVE A
>> >MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
>> >
>> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND
>> YOUNG WOMAN
>> >LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE
>> EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
>> >MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
>> >
>> >THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
>> OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
>> >HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED
>> OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
>> >WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
>> TOILET PAPER HANGING
>> >FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS
>> AND STARED AT HER.
>> >
>> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........
>> >
>> > "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!
 
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