THE CAT
IN THE HAT
On Aging!
I cannot See
I cannot Pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.
(Author Unknown)
IN THE HAT
On Aging!
I cannot See
I cannot Pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
have come at last
The Golden Years
can kiss my ass.
(Author Unknown)