The thought of Tiffany's brought back a not so memorable time in my life. You see.... I grew up as a nerd of the first order. Pocket protectors, HB1 and HB 2 pencils, slide rule, and at times adheshive tape holding my glasses together. NO KIDDING!
Back to horses... I can remember this young lady in the 9th. grade who was having a terrible time with algerbra and the metric system. The Jocks could not help her her, however, i stepped boldly into the picture and got her on track acedemically!
Then begged the question ... what can I now to to impress this girl of my "studly" charms other than acedemics. After a bit of study I learned she indeed had a horse named "Prissey".
As a young stud growing up in West Virginia I asked myself how hard can it be to ride a horse? Piece of cake...right?
Now to my underestimation of riding something that to had a brain of it's own and out weighed me by 50 to 1. It was not a pretty experience.
We went for a ride, and quite frankly I had aspirations of a little smooching and necking in my sights towards the end of the trail. However, approximately 50 feet into the ride somehow I managed to spook the steed I was riding and the next thing I knew I was sliding off the ass end of the horse with the horse's tail the only thing in my field of vision at that moment. The stable hand caught the horse about a quarter mile down the trail, the girl I was with laughed embarrasingly, and I exited the stables upon my return without even a hand shake from the girl. Bummer!
There is no point to this recollection other than the girl eventually married a bread route saleman, she became a secretary at a legal firm in Florida, they have two great kids, and I am a lowely nerd scientist thinking of what could have been only if the horse would have coorperated back then....
This is my horse story and i am sticking with it....
Yours truely! Butch