Boating/Fishing Jokes

[Alyssa Jean]

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife, dressed in very sexy negligee and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went boating.

 

[C-Hawk]

One Saturday morning a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs his tackle and goes to the garage to
warm up his truck and head down to his favourite fishing hole. He backs his
truck out of the garage and discovers the rain is really pouring down.

It is a torrential downpour. There is also some snow mixed in with the
rain, and the wind is blowing 50 MPH. He comes back into the house and
turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather
all day long, so minutes later he puts his truck back in the garage,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispers, "The weather out there is really terrible." To which she
sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid-ass husband is out fishing in
that shit?"

 

[Catman]

Oh, my! I think we've opened up a great big 'ol can of worms with this one.
:smileo

 

[dogon dory]

Sorry, Folks - Post Deleted By Author

 

[rogerbum]

Two blonds are out fishing in a rental boat and doing very, very well. Fish all over, reeling them in left and right. One says to the other "We should mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow". The other pulls out a magic marker and puts a big "X" on the floor of the boat. The first looks at her and says "That's stupid, what if we don't get the same boat tomorrow?!"

Roger

 

[Alyssa Jean]

I maybe sorry I started this. But, keep it clean and it will be okay.