A bear walks into a bar in Boise and asks for a beer.
The bartender tells him, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear says, “Why not.? My money is just as good as anyone else’s”, and demands a beer.
The bartender responds, “I’m really sorry, but I just told you we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear then points to a woman sitting at the end of the bar and says. “If you don’t give me a beer I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
To which the bartender responds, “Please don’t. We absolutely cannot serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear then eats the lady in one big gulp. Then he yells to the bartender, “Now give me my beer”.
The bartender says, “Like I said, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise, and besides that we don’t serve alcohol to those using drugs”.
The bear says, “I’m not using drugs!”
The bartender says, “That was the bar bitch you ate”.
The bartender tells him, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear says, “Why not.? My money is just as good as anyone else’s”, and demands a beer.
The bartender responds, “I’m really sorry, but I just told you we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear then points to a woman sitting at the end of the bar and says. “If you don’t give me a beer I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
To which the bartender responds, “Please don’t. We absolutely cannot serve beer to bears in bars in Boise”.
The bear then eats the lady in one big gulp. Then he yells to the bartender, “Now give me my beer”.
The bartender says, “Like I said, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Boise, and besides that we don’t serve alcohol to those using drugs”.
The bear says, “I’m not using drugs!”
The bartender says, “That was the bar bitch you ate”.