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Three Rednecks were working on a Bell South tower - Luke, Bubba and Jed.
Luke falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bubba says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
" Luke's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?
"Well, not exactly", Jed says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Luke's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
Luke falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away,
Bubba says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bubba says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
" Luke's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?
"Well, not exactly", Jed says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Luke's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow." And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".