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oldgrowth":120f97nk said:
rogerbum":120f97nk said:
If I was going to create a clone it would be one that went to work while I went fishing!!!
Roger – if I am not mistaken a clone is an exact duplicate. If that is the case, how will you know which is you?
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An exact genetic duplicate. However, he wouldn't have had the same environmental influences or memories etc. It's conceivable he could even turn into a republican (in which case, I'd pull the plug on the whole experiment)!

By the way did you hear about the scientist who cloned himself?

He showed up at the meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science with his clone to make the big announcement. He walked up to the podium and had his clone sit down next to him. He pulled out his note cards and said "Ladies and Gentelmen, I'd like to announce the first clone of a human being.."

Just then his clone jumped up and yelled "People, don't believe him he's a lying sack of **** he couldn't make a god #$%% copy on xerox machine much less a clone!"

The scientist looked over at his clone and yelled "Sit down and shut up!". He recomposed himself and was about to launch into his speech when again the clone jumped up spewing obscenities and accusing him of lying. A fight ensued and the scientist wound up pushing his clone out a window where he fell 15 stories to his death. The scientist was immediately arrested and taken to court.

He asked "What am I being charged with?". The prosecutor indicated "Murder" to which the scientist responded "You can't charge me with murder, he was a clone, a part of me, it's more like a self inflicted injury". The prosecutor and his team huddled for a few minutes and then announced the charge....















Making an indecent clone fall.
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