hello capt. mattie,
i can't offer advice on the boston harbor, however can give recommendation that you change course and head for the ohio river!
on the ohio river you will find an abundance of mud, debris, commercial traffic and crazy boaters. so, this plan works great, your wife will have a terrible time, she will most likely never want to go boating with you again and therefore free up much needed room aboard your boat so you can have all your buddies, food and cold beer!
i was like you until brydman straighten me out several years ago. my wife hasn't been aboard in years, i now have empty beer cans, moldy pizza's, dirty underwear, even a rodent or two, and have never been happier!
valued wisdom, dude!
pat