Reminds me of a radio 'mayday' we heard while cruising along the Carolina coast - "Help - We're Aground and taking on water - This is Wet Dream"
There wasn't a single reply (not even from the Coast Guard) - so we presume his skeleton still lies in the hull on the sand bar.
Lesson - watch out what you name your boat.
Also - along the Gulf ICW the bridge tenders had a little trouble getting our boat name when El hailed them for a lift. But - she soon caught on that the tows have a 'human' name - like the George W. Watson or some such. So from then on we were the Hal C. Yon -- worked perfectly, the tenders all caught the name, and El often got a radio comment back when, instead of a tow with huge barges coming to the bridge, there was a 22' cruiser. She also often got comments from tow skippers when she called them for 'right-of-way' whistle sides for passages - "A woman! And, ma'am, you'all done hab the nicest accent ah evah heeeerd." She would often get in long 'chats' (off ch 16) with lonely tow skippers.
So - our suggestion - a 'respectful' name for your boat, one that's easy to understand, and ask your gal to be the radio operator.