STIMULUS CHECK

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HAVE GREAT NEWS. JUST RECEIVED NOTICE THAT I DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR A STIMULUS CHECK!
DAMN, I MUST BE RICH!
NOT SURE WHERE THE LITTLE WOMAN'S HIDING ALL THAT MONEY.
PAT
 
have even better news, i qualified for the reverse stimulus program. that's where i write the government a check and they give the money to someone else who inturn stimulates the economy!
now, how am i to afford the next new boat?
pat
 
patrick and linda":2wegzh6z said:
have even better news, i qualified for the reverse stimulus program. that's where i write the government a check and they give the money to someone else who inturn stimulates the economy!

That's known as the "Obama Plan". :lol:
 
localboymark":33ja2r9a said:
patrick and linda":33ja2r9a said:
have even better news, i qualified for the reverse stimulus program. that's where i write the government a check and they give the money to someone else who inturn stimulates the economy!

That's known as the "Obama Plan". :lol:

Oh Boy... Here we go again! :shock:

BTW I agree with you!!
 
Yo Cappy,
I just read on the A.P. that Obama is in Ohio and he promises to restore prosperity in Ohio. Now that's some good news for you eh? You should be happy your hard earned cash is being so well spent. Some would think that all this money is going to welfare cases in in Cleveland. It's not, how about those banks the current administration is bailing out. Let's not forget about Dick Cheney's buddies at Halliberton they need money to live on too! Just razzing you. What happened to the captain thing? People will think you just like the rest of us now. Good to hear you are still kicking.
Regards, D.D.
 
hey dave,
it's good to hear from you as well.
still the captain, however may not be for long. they are making it harder to renew the license. mine expires in jan 2009, i have submitted all required forms and paid the 95 bucks, now they want me to get fingerprinted at their port location, miami fl. even though i attached a copy, front and back, of my new twic card. see my post today (twic farce).
pat
just emailed charlie telling him i normally file tax in oct however this year i file in aug. called my cpa today, where's my 1200 stimulus, he gave me an irs web site for same, logged on and they told me didn't qualify, had to much adjusted gross. that's funny, i don't think i have to much!
 
if obama's elected, he's going to give each of my staff a tax deduction and that's good, because i'm going to lay them off and they'll need that extra money!
pat
 
Pat,
You need to run for a U.S. senate seat. Just think you can spend a couple years flying everywhere, promising everything trying to get a better job while still collecting your regular pay 169,300. and If you don't get the better job you just keep the one you already have no problem. You don't even have to take any sick days. I don't think there is even a test. If your a female governor you get designer clothes instead of the usual moose hunt camo. same pay deal. Boy are we stupid! Only three requirements, you must be 30 years old (I think you are ok here) You must be a U.S. citizen for at least nine years, You must be a resident of the state you wish to represent. You in man! I mean Captain.
D.D.
 
Hey Pat I think Senator Stevens in Alaska may have gotten your stimulus check :( I got $300 and bought a tank of gas and half a cart full of groceries. Thanks to everyone who contributed :P
 
marvin4239":2icseo3m said:
Hey Pat I think Senator Stevens in Alaska may have gotten your stimulus check :( I got $300 and bought a tank of gas and half a cart full of groceries. Thanks to everyone who contributed :P

Apparently that's not all Senator Stevens is going to get, since he was found guilty. He'll probably get reelected though.

C'mon, "It's not my barbecue grill, even though it's been on my deck for a couple of years, it still belongs to someone else." ?>> :?: :?:

Unfortunately, he's too old to lock up for long enough...

Charlie
 
The only silver lining in the Stimulus Check is coming from those of you that joined me in not getting a check. Now I don't feel alone.... :cry:

Thanks for reminding me.... :crook
 
This "idea"really should chap us all. Imagine; they'll take your money and "promise" it'll be there when you need it. Plus, no tax benefits any longer means more $$ for the feds to waste. Thanks, Bahgdad Jim....

Sen. Barack Obama's Democratic allies in Congress are looking into a radical new plan that would fundamentally change the way Americans save for retirement. House Democrats recently heard testimony on the idea and, under a potential Obama administration, would likely move to put it in place. Democrats want to seize the money that workers currently invest in their 401(k) plans and replace the popular retirement savings accounts with a one-size-fits-all government sponsored retirement account. Under the scheme, Americans would be forced to transfer all of their hard earned retirement savings from their 401(k) to the government.

The government would contribute $600 a year to fund each account and would pay a rate of return of around three percent in interest. The government would also mandate that each worker contribute 5% of their yearly salary to the accounts. Under current law, workers with 401(k) plans contribute to their retirement accounts and earn interest tax free. The Democrats' plan would end those tax breaks, amounting to as much as a 15% tax hike on each American worker.

Rep. Jim McDermott (D-WA) said recently that Democrats had better ideas for the $80 billion that Americans contribute to their 401(k) plans each year. "We have to start thinking about whether or not we want to continue to invest that $80 billion for a policy that's not doing what we say it should." Sen. Obama would likely sign on to the plan as president.

Obama, McDermott, and Congressional Democrats miss the point that under current law, Americans have control over their retirement savings, where and how it is invested, and when and how much they contribute. The idea to nationalize retirement savings is another example of Democrats' socialist proclivities. They want control of Americans' retirement to reside in Washington DC, not on Main St., all in the name of "retirement security."
 
I'm sabotaging this thread with dog pics.

Here's our latest foster pup...somebody's gonna get a winner.

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