Prepare To Be Boarded... Wednesday, February 11th. Izzy and I went for a boat ride this afternoon. For some reason, she has gotten shy when we have guests at the house... she’s the same on the boat. As we were putting across the Laguna, we saw an orange boat with a flashing blue light: US Coast Guard.
I knew we hadn’t done anything wrong, so I figured we were going to be boarded for a “safety inspection.” While the Coast Guard is charged with keeping our navigable waters safe, they are also part of Homeland Security. I’m pretty sure we didn’t look too suspicious, but we get this at least once a year.
They pulled up alongside Wild Blue. I cut the power and stepped out into the cockpit. “Good afternoon, sir. Have you been boarded for a safety inspection recently?” the young man asked.
“It’s been about a year,” I responded.
“Do you have any weapons onboard?” he asked.
“No, sir. No weapons,” I responded.
“We will be putting two men on board for the inspection. Please have your license and registration ready.”
I was already ahead of them. While they were tying off to Wild Blue, I got the paperwork, fire extinquisher, flares, and life jackets ready for inspection.
“I can see you’ve done this before,” the young man said as he stepped aboard.
“I don’t want to delay you gentlemen. I know you have other things to do.”
There were the usual questions about the registration, how fast does this boat go, do you do any fishing, it this pretty good out in the Gulf? They aren’t just making conversation; they want to know about the boat, but they also want to see if everything I say adds up.
They actually ran a check on my license, but the whole thing was done in about 20 minutes. They handed me a “good as gold” paper that will show I’ve been boarded if I get stopped again in the next 6 months.
They didn’t pay any attention to Izzy, and she stayed at the back of her carrier. I have no doubt that they thought I was a half bubble off level, taking my cat out for a ride. :wink:
Best wishes,
Jim
PS - Speaking of Izzy... she's growing up. Still, she's so small, but at the "teenage stage", where her ears are too big for her head.
