The Cruising Adventures of Wild Blue and crew...

Jim, and Joan,

Way to go, (no pun intended). Thanks for taking us along on a wonderful summer on the high lake and big mountain country. It has sure been fun, even for us, (well Me anyway). Travel safe, keep the kitty in line and do what Joan says and it'll all be fine.

Harvey
SleepyC :moon
 
Are You In The Adult Entertainment Industry?

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We are back in the Black Hills for a brief time. Today was a running around kinda day - oil change for Big Red, lunch out, and getting some insurance quotes. Health insurance has gotten outrageous, so we let our agent know we were shopping around. To get his quote, I had to answer some questions... besides the usual medical history stuff, there were questions about drug and alcohol use. And then one I wasn't expecting: "Are you in the adult entertainment business?"

My response: "Exotic dancing or on-screen performing?"

He looked over the top of his glasses as I stood to demonstrate my best bump and grind. It's nice to know that I can still embarrass the Blonde. Apparently, "sense of humor" isn't one of the things they screen for. Then he said, "I've never seen that question before."

"Maybe something in my file caused that to pop up?" Joan slid even lower in her seat. I crack myself up.

"Hey, what's this exclusion? They don't pay for hair replacement treatment? Can that be considered a business expense... you know, for my exotic dancing career?"

I'm guessing that will be the last time I will be allowed to visit the insurance guy. Joan usually takes care of this stuff on her own. Go figure?

:twisted:

Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
I usually refrain from the commentaries. However, tonight, I just can't.

But, Jim you are in the Adult Entertainment Business. :embarrased You have been entertaining all of us adults all summer long, both here and on your blog.

I sure hope that the insurance company does not charge you by the keystroke. :thdown

We have to get together some time. I make Madame Country Concert Goer (wife) slink down regularly. I had a great visual of Joan doing the same move. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

In all seriousness, I have been entertained by your writing for several years now. Keep up the good work and stay safe out there on the road. :wink
 
Jim,

I remember a conversation with an insurance agent in which I embarrassed the wife also. It was about life insurance. After the agent got through the questions related to covering enough to pay off the mortgage, take care of the kid etc. she got to the questions about funeral expenses. My wife piped up and said "We don't need anything to cover his as he's always told me I can just leave him out for the weekly trash pick-up". The agent turned to me and said "Well what about her funeral?". I indicated that I'd probably just use her to fertilize the garden to which the agent replied "Well, I guess you don't need to much money to cover that". My response was "Well, I'll need a chipper." Joyce slunk down in her chair....
 
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Well, we wrapped up the season today... as far as the marina being open. I did get the opportunity to meet Harper and Pat (Placid-C) who rode on our 3:30 cruise today... the last one of the season. It was my turn as lead captain, but I was up to my armpits on changing oil and filters on the other cruise boat. But when they came back from their cruise, I met them at the dock.

Jim and Joan,

It was a pleasure meeting you both. And...what a beautiful part of the country to spend your summer. We enjoyed the cruise and envy your summer job. I'll be surprised if you don't do it again.

Our stop by there was near the end of almost a month long tour of the west. We got back to North Carolina late on Saturday and, as always, that was the best part of the trip.

Thanks again for your great C-Brat postings and your "Captain Jim" blog.

Best,
Harper
 
We rolled into the Tropical Tip late yesterday. The 5th wheel is parked, but not unloaded; probably just going to leave it set up and loaded because we'll be heading back out again in a month. First order of business: get Wild Blue out of storage and back in the water...

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Even though we took great care when putting her away (indoor storage, Damp-Rid, dryer sheets all around the cabin, fresh coat of wax, all food and paper products removed, Comet cleanser around everything that touches the ground), after 6 months it always needs work. I evicted several mud-dauber nests (under the windshield cover, in a couple places under the cabin brow... I had covered all the through hull openings), did some hand-to-hand combat with spiders. The boat was put away perfectly clean inside and out; it came out with a layer of dirt, evidence that some birds had gotten into the storage unit, and a bit of mildew in the head and v-berth area. We gots some work to do...

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We took all the cushions out of the boat and scrubbed them down with a soap/diluted bleach bath. Every bit of Sunbrella got the same treatment...

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Then, the entire cabin (top to bottom, cockpit to v-berth) got a thorough scrubbing...

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When the boat first came out of the storage unit, I got inside... it looked pretty darn good to me. Alas, there is a vast difference between "guy clean" and what women will allow. It now passes "woman clean".

The Honda fired up immediately, but wasn't peeing normally. My first thought was that something got into the water intake or exit. I pulled the motor up and ran a wire into the water exit and cleaned the intake. Better. More poking and prodding with a longer/thicker wire, and the Honda made a spitting noise and the pee flow got stronger and back to normal. Another eviction.

More work over the next few days before we can take her out to play. I need to check all the systems - water, pumps, water heater, Wallas, fridge, etc, etc. We'll do some close in day-tripping to check her out thoroughly.

It's been six months. After driving the cruiseboats this past season, the left side helm felt odd... and the boat seemed kinda small. :wink: Oh, and pulling the 5th wheel about 10,000 miles. Different perspective.

It was a warm day in the Tropical Tip and felt pretty darn humid. The local weather weasel called it a "cool morning" (in the mid-60s) and unusually dry... that perspective thing again. 8) With the highs the next few days in the mid-80s, this feels like summer to us... yeah, they called it "comfortably cool autumn temps". I thought I might have forgotten how to sweat the past few months... it comes back fast. By the bucket.

We're not moved back in to the house, yet, but it sure looks better with the boat at the dock. Really looking forward to some time on Wild Blue.

Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
Yesterday was Joan's birthday. She wanted a boat outing... I needed a boat outing. More loading/moving in to do, but this was a nice break. We took lunch out and headed for our favorite cove; tossed out the anchor and watched boats come and go while we dined.

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After lunch, we ran out into the Gulf. The local yacht club was having a race... not a lot to watch with the light wind. The water in the Laguna was a bit green, but a couple miles out into the Gulf, it turned to a beautiful deep blue...

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Check out the "line" above.

We came back in, looking for dolphins. That's not a tough search around here, and I really missed these guys...

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This was the first test of the iPad as a back-up chartplotter - works great!

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Some birthday greetings phone calls while we were out, a leisurely cruise back home, then steaks on the grill. Nice day!

Lots more "moving in" to do, but this was a needed break. Great to be back on the salt water.

Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
Joan says to tell y'all thanks for the kind birthday wishes.

A little more boat work for me today - I put water on, checked the water pumps, turned on the fridge, checked the bilge pumps... everything working fine. More scrubbing, checked dates on flares... mostly just enjoyed being on and around the boat.

This evening, Herb and Wilma (Willie's Tug, Ranger 21) invited us over to their place. Russ and Toni (former C-Dory owners, now with a gorgeous Ranger 27) are visiting. Lots of conversation and turkey burgers... Herb was cooking healthy for his neighbor who also joined us. I explained to him that if you put enough bacon and cheese on a turkey burger, they aren't bad. :wink:

Russ and Toni will get their R-27 launched tomorrow to do a little deep south Texas cruising. Hope to see them out there.

Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
Jim, Glad you all made it back OK and everything is in one piece. Happy BD to Joan, and enjoy the company. Howdy to Russ and Toni, (WOW that is a beautiful tug)

Looking forward to dolphin pix again.

Harvey
SleepyC :moon
 
Hi Jim and Joan,

Belated best wishes to Joan (a card in the mail to SD earlier this week but figured it wouldn't get forwarded in time for the big day but we were sure thinking about her) :love

Please tell Herb and Wilma hello for us and a big HELLO to our dear friends Russ and Toni. We were sure hoping that the timing would work out that they'd be able to meet you.

Miss all of you :love

Ruth and Joe, C-Brats #22
R-MATEY
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Jim, "turkey burger" ranks right up there for me with "giant shrimp" as one great big oxymoron...turkey is turkey, great with cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving, it should NEVER pretend to be something it isn't, like turkey "sausage" or "bacon" or "burger." No amount of real bacon or cheese can redeem it, I'm sorry, I feel the same way about that you do about seafood...

Herb and Willy, I used your picture standing on the observation platform at Snoqualmie Falls in a seminar presentation I gave last week - 2 million people a year visit the Falls, and I think I am personally responsible for about 200,000 of them!

Toni - it WAS the solenoid, too bad you weren't here to fix it, but Wayne from Hamilton Farm Equipment fixed it, NAPA had no Ford F250 solenoids, Wayne looked at it and found a solenoid for a John Deere tractor that was virtually identical - at about half the price, hooked 'er up and all is good again!

Wish we were with all you guys!
 
But, it's healthy, Pat! :wink: That's my favorite part of the joke: put enough BACON and CHEESE on it... get it? Healthy? Hey, you might recall that I was all about the poutine when we were up on the Trent-Severn in Canada last year. 8)

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Back to the Gulf sunrises...

We had some spectacular sunrises in the Tetons; not looking towards the east, but looking west and seeing how the sunlight played on the mountain peaks. Now that we are back on the coast, I can look east for the sunrise again. And it's still my favorite time of the day.

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Best wishes,
Jim B.
 
It has been two years now since we lost our sweet Molly. Some of you know that I have been working on a book about her travel adventures. Well, the book only took me a month to write... up to the last couple chapters. Then, it took another year to come back to it. Then, the long arduous process of trying to find a publisher or literary agent. The publishing world is in much of the same financial situation as many other industries; I found that most publishers and agents weren't receptive to a new (unproven) author. And, Molly's story is, as many of them described, "a small story." I considered rewriting it, where she would have an affair with a high-ranking public official or perhaps getting her caught in some other flashy scandal. While it may sell books, it's not was Molly was all about.

Even with all the electronic media, it seems that many agents and publishers prefer to get a paper manuscript. Sending that back and forth takes time, and you just know it sits in a pile somewhere. After getting many "thank you, but it doesn't fit our current needs" letters, and a few very nice encouraging "thanks, but no thanks" responses, I let this project sit on the back burner. Well, completely off the stove. I considered the self-publishing route, but one has to really get out there and promote, as in: going to every little bookstore with books under your arm to try to get it on the shelf... and then guarantee that you'll take back any that don't sell. While I enjoy driving a boat for fun and profit, I don't see myself going store to store to peddle books. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not my style.

My lovely wife suggested that I should add some photos to the book, to really show what Molly was like. I spent quite a bit of time going through the (literally) thousands of images. And about the time I was wrapping that up, I got an e-mail from one of the big book sellers, announcing their e-Publishing division. Self-publishing, but without the self-marketing. When I started to upload the manuscript to them, I discovered the one BIG glaring fault with all the e-Readers except the iPad/iPhone: no provision for photos. Yeah, just when I had put lots more hours into adding photos.

Formatting is different for eReaders - page numbers are irrelevant, text flows according to the font and size the reader selects. All the work I've done to this point is formatted for the printed page. So, as time permits, I think I will delve into the world of ePublishing and learn about formatting for that media.

I don't buy books or magazines anymore (thus, part of the problem in the publishing business), but I do read them on my iPad. I have this feeling that by the time I learn formatting and restructure my manuscript, there will be a new technology that just "beams" the publication right into your brain.

Best wishes,
Jim B.

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C-Brats content: some of the fine folks here made it onto the pages of the book. Umm... are they "pages" on an eBook? :roll:
 
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