Jeez, I wish all the non Californians would just get over the fact the California is such a great place to be from. I'm sure the Beach Boys would have sang "I wish they all could be Washington Girls" if it had made any sense. And yes, I am sooooo sorry that Arnold never wanted to be Govenator of Washington State, of course I'm not sure why the current two top candidates want to be Govenor up here either except that they enjoy bashing each other so much!
I understand how difficult it must be to have several thousand people from that sunny and happy go lucky place want to move up to cold, rainy and down right WET Washington! How would I know you ask? Because TENS of thousands of cold and wet Washingtonians have moved to California and refuse to return home! If you could just get all of the dang people that have moved to California from other states to leave, those of us in Washington would have soooo much more breathing room down there that we'd all GO BACK HOME!
You know how embarrassing it is to admit to your buddies back home that you have a HEATER in your boat? They still can't get over this whole moss thing, they think I'm growing some new sort of weed up here and want details. Of course the coffee addiction that I've aquired really cracks them up, heck if they need a little boost in the middle of the day they just hop on the freeway and dodge a few bullets and their pumped for the next ten days. If you don't have a bullet hole or two in your door down there you're a whimp! Where do you think all these fake bullet hole stickers came from? You get the stickers from the local "Welcome Wagon" lady when you move to California until you've earned a few real ones!
Sorry that we've turned this pretty little place into suburbian ranch home projects, but you see, California has been turned into just plain wall to wall projects by all the people moving there and you can only cram so many people into one area of the country before some of them get squeezed back out. Of course there is one bright side to this, at least there is still some "suburbian" left up here! To bad so many of us Californians brought our Dodges with us, but hey, old habits die hard. When somebody shoots your Ford, it just up and dies and of course shooting a Chevy is like hunting a mouse with a shotgun, aint much left afterwards.