Critter Corner

Man, oh, man, you two legged critters are funny!
Now, I know everyone is sitting up straight, and on your hands in anticipation of today's big response to the earlier inquiry. The answer is that 41 per cent of us will buy lcsoui3' ;w'E dfq', fd.',; '/ Buster! Get off the dam keys! ekl;v .?
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Catman":1x78q9uv said:
Okay, I'll start. Question: What will 41 per cent of critter owners do for their pets in the next few weeks?
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Back to your original question, Catman....
I think I have the answer.

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My sentiments exactly!
Captain Elliot

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"Walkin' in a Westie Wonderland"

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, NOT white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence-post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland..

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Written by Duffy Dog the Westie
 
I know, I'll respond to your first message. We've got a wiener, Brats! Kay has correctly guessed that fully 41 per cent of us will buy our furry buddies a Christmas present.
Now, regarding spraying activity, I simply ask nicely that my cats avoid such base vulgarity, and they cheerfully comply.
 
Well, Buster got taken to the vet for his booster tonight. He hopped into the cat carrier like the mature young man he is, and away we went.
But don't you know, he's got some blood on his furry white chest. Doc gave him a spot shave and unveiled two snake-like fang bites that weren't more than a couple hours old. What a coincidence. Hey, while I'm here can you fix the holes in his skin?
Oh, well. More antibiotics for the now 15 pounder.
 
Buster is our walking Vet bill. Hopefully he will out grow his current state of being which is.... sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. He assumes everything that breaths wants to be his buddy and will play with him. After many swipes to the face and flank, he still doesn't get it. He's an expensive sweetheart.

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